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Destroyer  O The Month July 2009

Enter Shikari: Common Dreads 

101 Distribution/Interscope Records

As literally the only good "screamo" band Enter Shikari came out of nowhere with its debut album 'Take To The Skies' and now has followed up with a frantic take on what Refused and Ministry's childeren would sound like. 'Common Dreads' is a blast of post-punk guitars, crazy keyboard (gasp!!) and loops all smashed into an outfit of call to arms vocals. For further proof look no further than the sublimely bombastic 'Juggernauts' a frenetic blend of drum-n-bass that crescendos into a catchy keyboard riff that tells us all that we can do a better  job for the sake of mankind. While the searing closer 'Fanfare for the Concious Man' fires lyrical barbs at multinational corporations who are basically fronts for war profiteering. Most of these "screamo" outifts piss and moan about having "hard" lives. Enter Shikari has never taken the pussy route and has done pretty much everything DIY. They know what the the real struggle is and how to work around it. This is definately a call to arms for the blue collar set. It's just not what you're used to. It's over the top and a little spastic, but this something the kids can actually hang their pre-frayed trucker hats on and not be ashamed of.

http://www.entershikari.com

 

 

Destroyer O The Month 

August 2009

Street Sweeper Soical Club:

Self-Titled

StreetSweeperSocialClubRecords

Gone are the days of the shitastic Led Zep tribute act known as Audioslave. Welcome Tom Morello's newest crew, Street Sweeper Social Club. A collaberative effort between Morello and Boots Riley that blends Morello's trademark guitar squawl with Riley's superb mic skills. The opening number '100 Little Curses' sets it claws deep and while anything with Morello has a political slant this skews more toward social commentary. Lyrics such as 'may that white stuff you be snortin be 96 percent flour' are just a taste of Riley's lyrical genius. Riley is really the show as Morello doesn't do away with his guitar theatrics but often times sidesteps them in favor of pure brawn riffage. Which is a welcome breath of fresh air. However, you'll get the best of both worlds on 'Fight!Smash!Win!' it's Rage Against The Machine for the afterbar party set. You know for people with a conscience, but sometimes those folks just want a beer and the oppurtunity to let loose, too. Morello plays the bass as well on this record and it's even more apparent that he can do ALL the shit necessary to make radio-friendly rock n roll that's not about skinny legged jeans and smudged eye-liner. LONG LIVE hip-hop rock. Fred Durst must be rolling over in his grave....Oh wait!

http://www.streetsweepersocialclub.com

Destroyer O The Month

September 2009

Jay Z: The Blueprint 3

 Retirement for one Mr. Shawn Carter aka Jay Z is fuckin' sweet. Every new record he shows us all that there's PLENTY more left in the tank. He completely reinvents himself on EVERY new record and puts the hip-hop world on its collective ear. It's not just enough that his lyrics are the best but somehow he manages to have the best beats as well. He has the bangers that are ready made club rockers like 'Run This Town' and 'Off That' and the super smooth cigar smoke and martinis in the back booth numbers like 'Empire State of Mind' and 'D.O.A. (Death of Autotune)'. It's real, it's raw it's what RUN DMC could be proud of and what prints money for DefJam. Jay Z doesn't go to hip-hip; it comes to him. Jay is to hip-hop what Radiohead is to the hipsters; an artist who can change the game AND the way it's played every time they put out a new album. Hopefully, Mr. Carter never files for his social security benefits because this what hip hop is!!!!

http://www.jay-z.com

Destroyer O The Month

October 2009

Pearl Jam: Backspacer

Monkeywrench Inc. Records

Not since the criminally underrated "Yield" has Pearl Jam seemed more like a rock n roll band. Eschewing the rock for the cause attitude "Backspacer" feels like Eddie and Co. just got together to write bare bones rock n roll. The grandiose 5-6 minutes songs are gone in their place are pure guts and stamina rock. 'Johnny Guitar' is one of those ditties. It's tight well crafted and Eddie's husky barritone moves around the edges while Mccready & Gossard frame the song with almost pattented dual lead guitars. There's even time for pretty songs, too. The middle track 'Just Breathe' has the boys taking stock of what's important and very well could be this generations 'Black' you know the song that popular girls quote in the yearbooks. God, I hated that shit back then and now I am ecstatic to see that it could come full circle. "Backspacer" isn't fancy, it isn't showy it's a rock record that should be listened to......REPEATEDLY!

http://www.pearljam.com

 

 

Currently occupying my time......

NHL 10 XBOX 360

EA Sports scores a natural hattrick with this one! The gameplay is scary real. From the added board pinning to subtle moves the goaltender makes to tip-ins that'd make John LeClair blush this is the real deal for hockey fans. The franchise mode has been revamped and retooled into the Be A GM Mode. Where you get rewarded for how you build and manage your roster, scout your draft prospects and with your wheelings and dealings with the other GMs around the NHL. Trades are no longer a walk in the park either. The A.I. for computer teams can be downright crabby to deal with, but it makes for a more realistic feel. No longer can cobble together a couple of minor leaguers and a draft pick for Ovechkin. Scoring is more of a task as well. Defenseman, even the journeyman types will do their best to keep you away from their netminder. Fighting has been fixed somewhat, taking a cue from Fight Night, you now do all the punchin' and dodgin' with the analog sticks. Is it perfect, no but its miles better than previous efforts! NHL 10 is a hockey fan's dream come true. Easily the best sports game since the 360 launched!

Borderlands XBOX 360

GearBox and 2K Games have created a new genre of sorts. Dubbing the action in Borderlands "RPS" or role-playing shooter. The randomized weapon generation system allowed GearBox to give the players over 500,000 (?!?!?!?!) different guns in the game. Ranging from rapid fire pistols to room clearing scatterguns to shock charged SMGs you'll never see any player using the same weapons load out. Featuring four player co-op and leveling-up that comes fast and furious this a great looting and leveling game for those who just don't want to get bogged down in the world of Fallout 3.

Dragon Age: Origins XB360

Wow!!! BioWare destroys, Dragon Age: Origins is an RPG fanatics wet dream! Taking a huge lead from Tolkien and the Dungeons & Dragons set; Dragon Age is nailed with aplomb. You can micromanage your party's battle tatics and still have your battles take place in real-time. This is no yawn-fest turn based stuff yet, a hack n slash action/rpg this is not. Timing plays a huge role and enemies will swarm you from all sides. Every time you a defeat a foe, it feals like an accomplishment. There's poison crafting, trap building and talents to learn. My particular favorite is the grease trap. Enemies will slide and stumble all over the place, but if you got a fire embewed weapon or flamethrowing mage you can set that slick ablaze and watch the baddies burn to a KFC extra crisp! I can't pass judgement until I've played CoD: Modern Warfare 2, but NHL 10 and Dragon Age are two of best games I've played in the past 5-8 years!!!!

Convenience Store Coffee Showdown:

In the interest of fairness I've tried 2 brews from each joint. A milder "House" Blend and a bolder French Roast. As a control I 'enjoy' each the same way: All have 2 creams 4 splendas/extras.

1. Valley Dairy: House Blend fairly safe. This isn't going to win any WOWS or Ohhhs & Ahhhs, but its certainly consistent. It has a sweetness that makes it mildly addictive. Since the flavored coffees are not my jam I usually play it safe and get this because what it lacks in bold it more than makes up for with it's sheer consistency. Sort of like batting .280 with 20 homers and 80 rbis year in year out.

2. Holiday: House Blend is suprisingly strong. Not bitter or anything but it is a bit overpowering. Even the cream and splenda don't even it out. It's not the worst thing I've ever imbibed but it doesn't leaving me with a craving either.

3. Simonson's: House Blend. Here we have a winner with one caveat: It has to be from the new Simonson's on 32nd Avenue South. This one bold and smooth. A nice amount acidity and sweetness. It's never been lukewarm, either. ALWAYS hot. My only complaint is that this store isn't open 24 hrs!

4. Ortons: Well, this is basically Folgers. Its a safe bet for people who think coffee shops make it too strong. It's not that its awful there's just nothing noteworthy about it. Several times it has had burnt flavor. I don't know if it gets changed over as much as say Valley Dairy or Simonson's who have really gone out to take on the Starbuck's and Caribou's of the world.

 

 





Less Than 85% Awseome

 

My lack of extra time to devote to bigangrynate.com. This past year has been SUPER busy and even on the weeks that I just work 5 days I still work about 50-55 hours. However, I am still devoted to running this site AND in May 2010 the site celebrates it's 5th Anniversary!!!!!!.......I was just at the Xcel Energy Center to watch the Wild and Dallas Stars and while the facility is top-notch the popcorn was abysmal!!! 5 bucks for salt-flavored styrofoam, what the fuck?!?!.....Fallout 3's DLC exclusivity to Microsoft and XBOX 360 ran and as such it finally came to PS3 users. However, it is buggy and glitchy. Bethesda delayed the releases nearly 4 months for testing and quality? I picture one dude in a dimly lit room running lines of code while he begins to nod off.......Skinny Leg jeans who is the douchecougar who gave the okay for this. It might be the single worst look in the history of fashion!!! Chicks look like sickly stray cats and dudes look like emaciated dogs. Either way, tight jeans are fine. Jeans that look like they've been pasted on not okay. On another note, 75% of all skinny jeans in NoDak have been sold to hipster kids in Fargo. I think every pair (at least in Fargo) comes with a bottle of Patchouli and a prescription for Hot Topic branded angst!




15 Records In Heavy Rotation

1. Pearl Jam: Backspacer

2. Jay Z: The Blueprint 3 

3. Street Sweeper Social Club: Self-Titled 

4. Enter Shikari: Common Dreads

5. Built To Spill: There Is No Enemy

6. The Flaming Lips: Embryonic

7. Okkervil River: The Stand Ins

8. Atmosphere: When Life Gives You Lemons....

9. Manchester Orchestra: Mean Everything To Nothing

10. Moby: Play

11. Two Cow Garage: Speaking In Cursive

12. The Bismarck: Bombs Of The Patriots

13. The Gaslight Anthem: Sink Or Swim

14. The Anniversary: Designing A Nervous Breakdown

15. Mclusky: The Difference Between You and Me.......

5 Videogames

1. NHL 10 XB360

2. Borerlands XB360

3. Fallout 3 + DLCs PS3

4. Dragon Age: Origins XB360

5. Halo 3 ODST XB360

  

On The Idiot Box

Seth MacFarlane has his busy fingers in a ton of pies right now. The Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, American Dad and the now infamous, Seth and Alex's Almost Live special on Fox has the comedic genius well on his way to a serious ulcer. Really, he can stake claim to the busiest man in show business title.......Um, besides the reboot of the 80s scifi classic "V" there isn't a whole lot to be excited about on TV. Glee is everything that's advertised and more. Seriously, a show about highschool that doesn't cater to the jocks and the brooding loaners; how could that work?.....If MadMen doesn't go down as one of the 5-6 best shows ever on the tube then there is something wrong with this world......The Forgotten on ABC is mildly entertaining and could have some legs if doesn't tread to closely to the Law & Order, NCIS, CSI gorge. Otherwise it'll just be another one in the loss column for Christian Slater.

 

BLURAY/DVD

Well, being that Halloween just past I guess that The Orphan wasn't horrible and the proverbial twist at the end I didn't see coming. However, the Bluray transfer wasn't as crsip as most of the movies coming out latley.....Drag Me To Hell was classic Sam Raimi fare!!! Over the top physical acting, menacing first-person camera shots, gross out gags all topped of with another just here for the paycheck effort from Justin Long. Really, he's the only that wasn't fun about this sure to be Raimi cult classic....HAZAAA!!!The State COMPLETE collection is finally here. After YEARS of cajolling from fans, MTV acquiessed to the wants of The State rabid (me included) cult following. If you haven't witnessed the over the top antics of The State, just google or bing 240 dollars worth of pudding. In its day, The State was the best skit-com since The Kids In The Hall!!!!

@ the Theater

Paranormal Activity was an excellent waste of a Sunday afternoon. No, it wasn't scarriest movie ever. But it had it's moments and will probably have some cool extras when the Bluray/DVD hits....... The Men Who Stare at Goats has repeated trips to the theatre written all over it. It's loosely based on real programs and characters within psychological warfare division of the US Military......Where The Wild Things Are is ACTUALLY one of those movies the whole family can enjoy. It took me back to Mrs. Schjeldal's (I hope I spelled that right!?!?!) kindergarden classroom at 216 Belmont Road....Now, that I have niece and will probably be on the hook for babysitting once St. Anthony Steeles move back to GF movies like this have me excited for babysitting!!!....2012 and Fantastic Mr. Fox are probably gonna cost me hours of my life as well. Thank god the River Cinema has daily not just weekend matinees!!!!!


 

 





 

  


 


CLASSICS REVISITED

Gunstar Heroes Sega Genesis, XBLA, PSN, Wii

Holy Shit! I was super excited to see this Treasure Soft game get a huge reboot from the 3 consoles download services. It's a fast and frantic 2D side scroller in which you'll face hordes of strange enemies. You have two slots which allow combine you weapon into an uber-destroyer. A standard machine gun type weapon, a tracking laser and a fire gun. The laser-machine gun combo lays waste to every brightly colored enemy. It'll track everything on screen. It comes in handy on the railroad level in which you'll duel a transforming gun?!?! Treasure has a track record of releasing off-beat games. However, everyone should play Gunstar Heroes. Hell, even the GameBoy Advance follow-up is a superb throw back to an era of gaming that solely based on throwing gobs of enemies at a one man army. As a professional nerd I have the Genesis version and the GBA version. Its worth tracking down and dusting off your Genesis if you've still got one. I only say this because you can usually track down a used copy 10-15 bucks and it'll cost you that on any of the download sources.

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